Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.
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Crap that I can't keep to myself.
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I made a Snapchat.
Feedyourfear.
I don’t know how to use it,
so send me nudes, and watch me struggle.
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i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Teacher Sets Himself on Fire
Seriously though. I’ve been taught ‘stop, drop, and roll’ since I was like four. WHY DOES NO ONE EVER DO IT.
when I was on fire that one time, I did not think to stop drop and roll.
I was drunk, so I just flailed and ripped my tutu off
About Crap that I can't keep to myself.
Kilee-Ann, but I prefer just Kilee- 19, from Connecticut. I like beards, cats, lesbians, blink 182, butts, pasta, and not much else. I'm a pothead, I sing, and I will probably offend you.
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Anonymous asked: Your hot.
You’re*
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What.the.fuck.
ahahahahah xD
i think the second one applies to the zexal fandom
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Anonymous asked: Virgin, Turn, Years
Virgin- I lost my virginity last year to my boyfriend. He’s a tall chubby man with a bushy beard and dark thick rimmed glasses. Nerdy. Sweet. A...
