are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I don’t know how to use it,
so send me nudes, and watch me struggle.
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Teacher Sets Himself on Fire
Seriously though. I’ve been taught ‘stop, drop, and roll’ since I was like four. WHY DOES NO ONE EVER DO IT.
when I was on fire that one time, I did not think to stop drop and roll.
I was drunk, so I just flailed and ripped my tutu off