Crap that I can't keep to myself.

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This is my blog. I like the Brave little Toaster and cartoons, I'm opinionated, and blunt and I have no clue how I've never gotten Anon hate for it. I have a mohawk, and an undying love for my cat ReptarI. love all aspects of the human body; alive or dead. And all I ever do is bitch, joke around, listen to music, and take shitty half naked bedroom mirror pics- So, there'll be alot of that stuff.

I’m severely disappointed with everyone in my life right now.

I don’t have friends that I talk to.

I try to contact people to hang out, and they don’t respond.
I had the chance to see a friend that I love who lives kind of far, and he’s apparently stopped talking to me again.
My dad won’t talk to me.
No one hugs me when I see them, or bother to say hello.

I just need someone to reassure me that not everyone sucks, and that I didn’t do anything to make everyone stray.
I need a hand to hold, or my hair played with.
I wouldn’t protest if I had someone to have sex with, either- but mostly I just want a loyal friend, since they don’t seem to exist anymore

— 5 hours ago with 3 notes
#i need a life  #rant 
Anonymous asked: I'd sure like to fuck you ;p


Answer:

I’d need for you to have a face for me to fuck.

— 22 hours ago
dirtyandcurvy:

Tanning

That’s a nice butt…*cough*

dirtyandcurvy:

Tanning

That’s a nice butt…
*cough*

— 3 days ago with 15 notes
#butt  #booty  #ass 
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shessomethingsarcastic:

fuckindiva:

Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire

Always good. 

— 3 days ago with 77 notes
lefthandedjanice:

Smoke beard. (Taken with instagram)

aka the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen.

lefthandedjanice:

Smoke beard. (Taken with instagram)

aka the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen.

— 3 days ago with 15 notes
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

photofeminist:

disneyforeverlives:

catbountry:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Hyuk hyuk.

^omfg

Damn you tumblr.

— 3 days ago with 24589 notes